“Beth: Can i help you? Andy: I dunno can you? Beth: Are you lookin for something? Andy: Is there something I should be looking for? Beth: We have a lot of books maybe it depends what you like? Andy: What do you like? Beth: We have a great section of Do it yourself books Andy: Do you like to do it yourself? Beth: Haha! Sometimes if the mood strikes Andy: How is the mood striking you now? Andy: What is your name?. Beth: I’m Beth. Andy: I’m Andy. *wink “
Flirting is good,it makes people normal . It can actually boost your ego. agree?
I think flirting is the most exciting conversation you will ever hear beside from hearing your mother shouting.lol But then again there are some people who are badly in need of a blanket party, turns into flirting and then out of desperation switches to being a pervtarded fuckass. Or in some cases (only if you’re single) when you like someone and they have a boyfriend/girlfriend but they’ll flirt with you or kiss you anyway or if they’ve just split up with their boyfuckfriend/girlfriend and they do the same and totally mess you up and then go back to the boyfriend/girlfriend stupid fucking players. ( ouch baby ! Lol )
Forgive me for this horrible , terrible fucktarded post & I could not for the life of me figure out how to stay away from programming computers and I need a fucking vacation WTF.
I would love to composed a list of disastrous flirting stuff but then you have to tell me first what are your thoughts on flirting ? Lol WTF
Flirting rule :
If you think people are taking you seriously ,.remember to bring your jump suit with you (always). :-p
This is, for the record, my way of getting out somewhere along the lines of <insert-my-age-here> years of irritation up in one fell blow. So why do I write this? Primarily, as I said before, to get all this out. I need a fucking vacation get the hell out of programming WTF plus everything tends to go on a downward spiral, and I would at least be able to look at my opinions now and in the future, at least to be able to tell if it’s getting better, or if I’m going crazy.
But, above all else, it’s just me showing 35 items of realities.
1. Traffic like porn they’re always there.
2. Starbucks definitely expensive.
3. Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. WTF
4. Long-distance relationship doesn’t work.
5. Coffee and bananas can slow down your heartbeat.
6. No matter what you do .you always have a choice.
7. Drinking alcohol everyday makes you a total ass wipe.
8. Mobile phone is never a necessity.
9. Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
10. Salt is everywhere.
11. It’s nice to have girlfriend who speaks german or at least speak another european language .totally awesome.
12. Geek girls are sexy.
13. White-collar-workers love the number 15 and 30. sometimes 5 and 20 blah..
14. Panic is part of life like stem to flowers and blah-blah.
15. Smoking doesn’t make you feel cool it makes you feel moronic.
use marijuana instead lol
16. You can’t have the best of both worlds but you can desperately try threesome. :-p
17. Mcdonald’s is better than jollibee.
18. Money is everything.
19. Irritating Away or status message is a fact of life.
20. You should be working.
21. The opposite of love is indifference not hate.
22. Wearing a scarf is a sign of being a total gaydouchetard.
23. Global warming is imminent.
24. We’re all gonna die.
25. Everyone has an auntie (Hello!Tita) LOL
26. Band-aid is a must.
27. Fuck-inner-beauty. Attraction equates to getting attracted physically.rofl.
28. Gaytarded attitude is a product of heredity,
29. God is imaginary.
30. Filipino supervisors they’re all pain-in-the-ass(tards).
31. The term “geek” is severely overused.And let me add,
people who can’t differentiate “geek” and “nerd”.should be shot!..
32. Most people are stupid.
33. Nobody has ever loved the way anybody wants to be loved.
34. People who don’t drive slam car doors too hard.
35. One way or another everyone should plant-a-tree.
36. Majority of Spoiled brats are unbelievable fickle-minded fuck players.
37. Sex is a union of two souls in search of bliss..
38. Love is when 2 people who cares for each other get confusetarded. rofLol
39. Hooter girls dig me :-p very surreal.
40. One should never steal a hot girlfriend from her hot boyfriend. Because stealing’s wrong.
41. Not all exes are evil.
42. No sequel for one night stand . Sex is just Sex.
43. Majority of cab drivers are fucktarded.
44. Travel is needed.
45. Flirting kill more time than fractals.
47. Never try to put another guy/gal down to make you look good in front of a hottie/hunk. Lol
48. I believe could write the best book on under-age tragedy.
Now tell me , How’s life been treating you lately ? argh. :-p
Pervtards are guys who is desperately wanting to get laid like without hope not the slightest one :-p
lolrofl.To all the pervtards out there looking for a good no strings, ahem, good time read on.
1. Remember to fish from the right pond.
Theoretically, only 1 % of the female population will agree to go home with you after like 20++ minutes of
conversation. It is your mission to pinpoint that 1% . Here is a clue keep in mind to make eye contact. If she doesn’t respond, MOVE ON(translation:she is not interested). And chances are you’ll end up getting-slapped or just use your imagination blah blah lol :-p If she looks back: YOU’RE IN! It’s that simple. And another one she thinks of you as a friend , You tell her you like her , She gets the “Instant-Ewww-expression-thingy” and never wants to be around you again, that summarizes it.
Keep in mind: don’t push . just be yourself take a deep breath . don’t tremble. remember that your kind of a loser but not anymore fuck lol
2. Pay attention
There are 3 types of women in the world:
1. Women that are ready and willing to drop their pants on a dime.
~ which I believe 1% of the population
2. Women that are just like number one but need 2-3 dates beforehand.
~ which is 10% of the population
3. The remainder of the female population that you don’t have a shot in hell with.
~ which is roughly 89% (they’re pretty fucking hot)
REMINDER stay away from the 89%.
Disclaimer: none of the above holds true if alcohol is introduced to the environment.
If you have a woman that you “LIKE” in a romantic way and she doesn’t “FEEL IT” for you, and you do something nice for her because you want HER to like you more, it will BACKFIRE… and she will not only NOT like you more, she will most likely distance herself from you.
And finally remember it’s never ever fucking ever a good idea to date a
Anyone under the age of 18 (I’d kill all of the fuckers who do that in a heartbeat)
Friends
Friends Sisters
People already in a relationship
Work colleagues
Last one,
Make her laugh, Be yourself man, Be Smart without overdoing it.
So that’s it I have a beam of light to catch. :-p LMAO
Hey, if you’re going to get mad at me every time I do something
stupid, then I guess I’ll just have to stop doing stupid things!
Some of the things I’ve learnt in my <put-my-age-here> years on this planet are that people
(1) Have no right to get into a relationship if they’re immature, even if you enjoy sex and youre fucking immaturetard go fuckyourself fuck. if you can’t resist the temptation of not having sex find someone with the similar concept & you can go fuckkk each other.Obviously if you have commitment issues and you cannot take the next step whatever the helltard that next step is, don’t get into a relationship for fuck sake don’t hurt other people feelings lol I remember a quote from one of the people I adore
“don’t do anything you don’t feel good about.” or something close to that :-p
At the end of the day, a relationshp is supposed to make you happy, not bring you down. Relationships are for mature individuals not asstards and I bet the problem with the relationship gene pool (if there’s one) is that there is no lifeguard.
(2) Should be honest no white-lies or blue-lies whatever color that is.
And for the record I’ve always found that telling the truth is the way to go. If someone asks you a question, be it something important or something superficial, they need to be prepared for either a good or a bad answer. If they can’t handle the bad answer, then they shouldn’t have asked the question. Its either yes or no , black or white,alive or dead. no answer like “maybe” blah-blah-blah. If someone texted you (sms) reply back. common sense, man, common sense.
(3) Should still acknowledge the existence of the <insert religion>-fundamentalists (conservative-fuck), no matter how stupid they seem to be. They’re not all evil for some fucktard reason we need them for the glory of rome.
(4) Especially the spoiled-brats, should start learning from other spoiled brats. GrowFuckinUp!!!
(5) Should show concern for everything(e.g environment )you actually know what I mean right?
This post sucks big time.
Maybe I’m just really tired and hungry but this seemed to make little or no sense whatsoever.
Most pinoys have completely ruined the correct usage of “po” and “opo“ Example:
“Hello po” (TRANSLATION: hello)
“Dito na po me” (TRANSLATION: im here already)
“San na po you” (TRANSLATION: Where you at)
“Musta po” (TRANSLATION:how are you)
whaaaat the FUCK is that??
~~And now for the longer, more boring explanation.~~
there is nothing bad about using “po” and “opo” but tremendously desecrating it is totally un cool. Personally, I don’t care too much if you use the word “po” and “opo” to constantly feel-cute or whatthe-fuck- just dont use it infront of me you lametarded (lol). I think the best way to use po and opo is when you are talking to someone like 10 years older than you what do you think?
what sucks even more is when people keeps on repeating it like
“ano po yun po ” (TRANSLATION: what is it again )
That, my friend , is one of my biggest pet peeve.
plus i believe stupid-hypocrite-christian-fundamentalist should be shot. and lastly all bus-cab-drivers whew!
So tell me what is your biggest pet peeve? =p
P.S.
(Yes that’s right folks, I’d finally ran out of people to scrutinize and this is the stupidest post EVER. I can actually care less, but I figured I’d take a small thing and turn it into a rant.because I might explode in anger. ) lol
I know you are extremely bored of everything like drinking alcohol, hanging fuck chilling( i have to be honest using
the word chilling is fucking gaytard) out with friends,getting to work every fucking monday to friday , bored of
hearing the lametard news ,bored of seeing everything in distress, bored with fucking gay social network such
as fuckster and facebook fuck (I can honestly say that you’re tearing down your photos slowly but surely fuck )
loltard!. I think the best way to solve your problem is like kill yourself , sunday would be a good day to kill yourself or
any given holiday so that everyone will have enough time to prepare mourning or something really close to that fuck.
Dammit! But I believe you do not have to do that (like kill your “cool” self lol) I mean not right now . And you are smarter
than you’d like to think ,because for some reason others’ intelligence is a threat.And Of course I care.
If I didn’t, I wouldn’t be here at all. I wouldn’t be here writing you like yourself writing you whatever fuck =p
For now continue saving the world one day you’ll look
back on this and laugh. Your posts better be dominantly monosyllabic from this point on. WTF
Sincerely,
Slightly Bored But Motivated Finch
So what do you do when you are totally stressful fuckedup bored fuck ? And btw what is your favorite curse word ? LOL
The catchphrase thinking outside the box gives you a mind boggling fuck like for example, can you connect all of the dots in the following puzzle and return to the starting point with just 3 straight lines — without lifting your pen from the paper or retracing your steps ?
damn, these things drive me nuts!
Puzzle Source: Michael Holt. Math Puzzle & Games 1978
With the coming of the Internet comes two breed of software programmers the real one and the fakesters .
Majority of this fakesters belongs to (sad to say) the Open source demography which is basically a breeding ground for an army of wannabe and con artists programmers most especially in the web development arena.
I decided to write a wake up call for those frigtard con artists and to help you determine quickly whether someone you’re talking to is actually a developer or not, read the following tell tale signs lol
1.Padded resumes.
claims to be proficient in different types of programming languages or after completing 3 weeks of training and obtaining a certification proclaimed himself to be a master of a new language.shame on you asstard. I mean don’t bite more than you can chew. 2.Script Kiddies 3.Can’t write a batch file/shell script on their primary OS , dont know what a batch file is. 4.Attitude.
Have to feign interests and opinions, and then be smugly confident that your “choices” aresuperior to the mainstream’s. aka I-want-to-change-his-attitude-because-I’m-far-better-than-him. 5.The knowledge of the vocabulary of technical jargon is a big hollaballo lol
pinoys have completely ruined the correct usage of “po” and “opo“
argh.