Dating rules for Pervtards
Pervtards are guys who is desperately wanting to get laid like without hope not the slightest one :-p
lolrofl.To all the pervtards out there looking for a good no strings, ahem, good time read on.
1. Remember to fish from the right pond.
Theoretically, only 1 % of the female population will agree to go home with you after like 20++ minutes of
conversation. It is your mission to pinpoint that 1% . Here is a clue keep in mind to make eye contact. If she doesn’t respond, MOVE ON(translation:she is not interested). And chances are you’ll end up getting-slapped or just use your imagination blah blah lol :-p If she looks back: YOU’RE IN! It’s that simple. And another one she thinks of you as a friend , You tell her you like her , She gets the “Instant-Ewww-expression-thingy” and never wants to be around you again, that summarizes it.
Keep in mind: don’t push . just be yourself take a deep breath . don’t tremble. remember that your kind of a loser but not anymore fuck lol
2. Pay attention
There are 3 types of women in the world:
1. Women that are ready and willing to drop their pants on a dime.
~ which I believe 1% of the population
2. Women that are just like number one but need 2-3 dates beforehand.
~ which is 10% of the population
3. The remainder of the female population that you don’t have a shot in hell with.
~ which is roughly 89% (they’re pretty fucking hot)
REMINDER stay away from the 89%.
Disclaimer: none of the above holds true if alcohol is introduced to the environment.
If you have a woman that you “LIKE” in a romantic way and she doesn’t “FEEL IT” for you, and you do something nice for her because you want HER to like you more, it will BACKFIRE… and she will not only NOT like you more, she will most likely distance herself from you.
And finally remember it’s never ever fucking ever a good idea to date a
Anyone under the age of 18 (I’d kill all of the fuckers who do that in a heartbeat)
Friends
Friends Sisters
People already in a relationship
Work colleagues
Last one,
Make her laugh, Be yourself man, Be Smart without overdoing it.
So that’s it I have a beam of light to catch. :-p LMAO
Hey, if you’re going to get mad at me every time I do something
stupid, then I guess I’ll just have to stop doing stupid things!
– Homer Simpson
15 responses so far ↓
Cai // April 30, 2008 at 11:14 pm
It’s Eowww, not Ewww.
Like Levio-sa not levi-o-sa
paolomendoza // May 1, 2008 at 2:00 am
and just like that, you are now one of my favoritest blogs in the world.
me // May 1, 2008 at 12:10 pm
It’s also depends on the environment/country/culture you are in…
finch // May 1, 2008 at 2:36 pm
@Cai
“Levio-sa” witchvox kicks ass! You’re really just phenomenal, aren’t you?
@paolomendoza
man,what can i say ? lol
@me
very well..
karmi // May 1, 2008 at 4:23 pm
how can i get a date, eh 16 years old pa lang ako? hahaha..
a guy with a great sense of humor, damn hot. hehe. ^_^ that’s why i love adam sandler..
sexyever // May 1, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Nice one.
jaywalker // May 2, 2008 at 6:27 am
i’ve seen women who are willing to drop their pants for 25 pesos. Success rate is always 100%. they’re not very pretty though
finch // May 2, 2008 at 5:14 pm
@jaywalker
WTF! man ., cubao rate is 100pesos based on imbestigador lolrofl
CM // May 3, 2008 at 11:01 am
I never date anyone introduced by family members. That’s my #1 non-negotiable.
Oh, I stay away from coworkers too.
This blog works, yes, but only on easy women. No matter how smooth a guy may be, he’ll never get it on with girls who don’t do kind of stuff.
finch // May 3, 2008 at 1:24 pm
@CM
like what stuff ?
Maldito // May 3, 2008 at 2:06 pm
and also, the best place to get those girls is in the club….yeba!its getting hot in here..so take off all ur clothes…imah!lols
Skye // May 6, 2008 at 12:13 pm
I’m one of the 89%! LOL.
KC // May 7, 2008 at 12:53 am
LOL @ Pervtard. There are lots of pervs that I encounter but I don’t give a sht about them so I guess I belong to the 89%. Nyahaha!
Nelson // May 7, 2008 at 9:57 am
I’m afraid this doesn’t hold true in the U.S. (which makes me want to go there badly lol).
Skye // May 7, 2008 at 11:47 am
I’m sorry I had to use this comment form. Just delete after reading.As answer to your shout out, I actually don’t have an about me section on my blog. But on my main domain which is kowakuteki.net, I have a short profile there.
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