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Harangue

May 9, 2008 · 9 Comments

This is, for the record, my way of getting out somewhere along the lines of <insert-my-age-here> years of irritation up in one fell blow. So why do I write this? Primarily, as I said before, to get all this out. I need a fucking vacation get the hell out of programming WTF plus everything tends to go on a downward spiral, and I would at least be able to look at my opinions now and in the future, at least to be able to tell if it’s getting better, or if I’m going crazy.

But, above all else, it’s just me showing 35 items of realities.

1. Traffic like porn they’re always there.
2. Starbucks definitely expensive.
3. Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. WTF
4. Long-distance relationship doesn’t work.
5. Coffee and bananas can slow down your heartbeat.
6. No matter what you do .you always have a choice.
7. Drinking alcohol everyday makes you a total ass wipe.
8. Mobile phone is never a necessity.
9. Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
10. Salt is everywhere.
11. It’s nice to have girlfriend who speaks german or at least speak another european language .totally awesome.
12. Geek girls are sexy.
13. White-collar-workers love the number 15 and 30. sometimes 5 and 20 blah..
14. Panic is part of life like stem to flowers and blah-blah.
15. Smoking doesn’t make you feel cool it makes you feel moronic.
use marijuana instead lol
16. You can’t have the best of both worlds but you can desperately try threesome. :-p
17. Mcdonald’s is better than jollibee.
18. Money is everything.
19. Irritating Away or status message is a fact of life.
20. You should be working.
21. The opposite of love is indifference not hate.
22. Wearing a scarf is a sign of being a total gaydouchetard.
23. Global warming is imminent.
24. We’re all gonna die.
25. Everyone has an auntie (Hello!Tita) LOL
26. Band-aid is a must.
27. Fuck-inner-beauty. Attraction equates to getting attracted physically.rofl.
28. Gaytarded attitude is a product of heredity,
29. God is imaginary.
30. Filipino supervisors they’re all pain-in-the-ass(tards).
31. The term “geek” is severely overused.And let me add,
people who can’t differentiate “geek” and “nerd”.should be shot!..
32. Most people are stupid.
33. Nobody has ever loved the way anybody wants to be loved.
34. People who don’t drive slam car doors too hard.
35. One way or another everyone should plant-a-tree.
36. Majority of Spoiled brats are unbelievable fickle-minded fuck players.
37. Sex is a union of two souls in search of bliss..
38. Love is when 2 people who cares for each other get confusetarded. rofLol
39. Hooter girls dig me :-p very surreal.
40. One should never steal a hot girlfriend from her hot boyfriend. Because stealing’s wrong.
41. Not all exes are evil.
42. No sequel for one night stand . Sex is just Sex.
43. Majority of cab drivers are fucktarded.
44. Travel is needed.
45. Flirting kill more time than fractals.
47. Never try to put another guy/gal down to make you look good in front of a hottie/hunk. Lol
48. I believe could write the best book on under-age tragedy.

Now tell me , How’s life been treating you lately ? argh. :-p

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9 responses so far ↓

  • randell // May 9, 2008 at 8:55 am

    Life is pretty much keeping me occupied with a ton of things right now. I feel like I can’t do everything I want to do in this lifetime.

  • TiFF // May 9, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    I think as long as you’re cutting something with a knife it’ll makes you feel manly.

    I once used a small knife to cut out slices of an apple and used the side of the blade as my spoon to eat the slice. It felt very manly.

  • CM // May 9, 2008 at 8:32 pm

    Hi! My 2 cents on some of your realities:

    4. And you will break your heart before you’ll learn this lesson.
    9. Wrong. It can scare people like me.
    11. I GO STUDY FRENCH NAO.
    12. Scratch French. Not necessary.
    16. A bi in a threesome gets the best of ALL worlds.
    21. Dunno about your definition of opposite but indifference certainly hurts 10x more.
    22. I’ve seen it work for some guys.
    25. I get to play favorite tita because I’m almost always loaded. Fucking kids.

    O_o

  • karmi // May 10, 2008 at 12:06 am

    how did you know that long distance relationships dont work? :P

    i thought you’ll be posting about bald guys and is it true if girls dont’t like them.. ^_^

    golly, 35 items of realities, u came up with this list? you really need a vacation..

  • finch // May 10, 2008 at 1:25 am

    @karmi
    “long-distance-relationship” case-to-case-basis-i-believe :-)

    @CM
    number 16. i heart 3some it makes me feel normal LOL

  • paolo // May 10, 2008 at 1:33 am

    Amen to 32. Irritable indeed.

    I got another one:

    bought and named a teddy bear to make a girl go ‘Awwww’…

  • cigarette-girl // May 10, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    doing fine thank you.

    4. i agree. pque and qc is just too darn far! lol!
    5. but coffee’s a stimulant!
    8. YES IT IS!
    11. i speak kindergarten french. so, tayo na?
    24. so true. now, what’s the point of living?
    43. cab drivers+me=murder

  • janus // May 12, 2008 at 3:52 am

    coffee’s a stimulant while bananas have endorphins!! It’ll help you wake up and happy when you feel sleepy and sad. They’re the best products of mother nature!

  • finch // May 12, 2008 at 7:51 am

    @janus

    they will also help you palpitate to the ninth power

    @cig-girl
    I concur . lol

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