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Flirtarted

May 13, 2008 · 9 Comments

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From the movie The 40 year old virgin

Beth: Can i help you?
Andy: I dunno can you?
Beth: Are you lookin for something?
Andy: Is there something I should be looking for?
Beth: We have a lot of books maybe it depends what you like?
Andy: What do you like?
Beth: We have a great section of Do it yourself books
Andy: Do you like to do it yourself?
Beth: Haha! Sometimes if the mood strikes
Andy: How is the mood striking you now?
Andy: What is your name?.
Beth: I’m Beth.
Andy: I’m Andy. *wink “

Flirting is good,it makes people normal . It can actually boost your ego. agree?
I think flirting is the most exciting conversation you will ever hear beside from hearing your mother shouting.lol But then again there are some people who are badly in need of a blanket party, turns into flirting and then out of desperation switches to being a pervtarded fuckass. Or in some cases (only if you’re single) when you like someone and they have a boyfriend/girlfriend but they’ll flirt with you or kiss you anyway or if they’ve just split up with their boyfuckfriend/girlfriend and they do the same and totally mess you up and then go back to the boyfriend/girlfriend stupid fucking players. ( ouch baby ! Lol )

Forgive me for this horrible , terrible fucktarded post & I could not for the life of me figure out how to stay away from programming computers and I need a fucking vacation WTF.

I would love to composed a list of disastrous flirting stuff but then you have to tell me first what are your thoughts on flirting ? Lol WTF

Flirting rule :

If you think people are taking you seriously ,.remember to bring your jump suit with you (always). :-p

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9 responses so far ↓

  • CM // May 13, 2008 at 8:23 pm

    Okaaay so the photo of the girl makes me salivate profusely and grow an inch or two. Or four. Or 8. or 20. Wait what?

  • karmi // May 13, 2008 at 10:59 pm

    naalala ko tuloy ung kanta ni R. Kelly “Im a flirt”..

    really dont know what else to say since i haven’t flirted with anyone. :P

    goodluck with your list. and your vacation as well.. ^_^

  • choco // May 14, 2008 at 9:06 am

    for the love of god..i don’t have any idea what flirting is until some gago came and made my flirting lyf upsidedown…hahaha!!! Flirting is an art…too profound to explain. LOL! note: If someone is flirting with you…(for everyone) never submit urselves until your ready to know the difference between flirts & perverts. hahahaha!!! Stay away from those programming stuff..lets travel and blah blah blah…LOL

  • Nelson // May 16, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    I’ve always wanted to watch that movie, but I just can’t get the right urge to rent a copy. I actually think flirting is such a cool act (oh yeah).

  • chelsea // May 16, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    is there such thing as flirting responsibly? i try to stay away from guys with gfs. lol.

  • paolo // May 17, 2008 at 6:58 am

    i dont flirt, but i alway inject that i take my clothes off when i’m drunk to see if anyone would try to get me. =P

  • Hachi // May 17, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    i don’t flirt. and don’t know how. Haha!

  • chelsea // May 19, 2008 at 6:39 pm

    some guys just know what to say at the right time, at the right place.

  • cigarette-girl // May 23, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    flirting is fun.

    now if I could only figure out when it actually happens…

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