I suck.
Although this post looks like I’m drunk but hey I’m not drunk lol I have to admit I’m not good with alcohol. I drink quite a bit as it is (although admittedly not as much as you drunktard-readers) and I have one advantage that people seem to always forget, that I love the topic of history . lol what-a-geek-tard,
Example of embarassing statements while drunk or while in a state of euphoria (whateveryoucallit)drinking blah.
How I wish I were as edgy, cool and misunderstood as you asstard you lol
How did i get home last night .
Where is my ffucking wallet .
I will never drink again ,I fucking swear.
You look pretty horrible .
Your trying too hard that’s not water.
Are you the Gaydfather .
I would love to fuck her .
The battle of waterloo is.
What the hell happened.
She is totally hot but ugly.
Basically getting drunk isn’t clever, you’re not impressing anybody.
Everyone thinks they can maintain style or composure, but the truth is, you’re not cool when you’re drunk. people aren’t more interested in you (this is, of course, unless they’re drunk, or into drugs too) you look like a morontarded fuck when you’re drunk, you certainly don’t sound kickasssmarter. however at least no one’s surprised when you vomit or tip over. And just for the record those pervtards who wants to get laid by using the power of alcohol FFUCK YOUU! being retarded is not the same as being drunk dig it! LMAO!
Drunk Sex is like Mcdonalds or Jollibee because you always make the decision based off of what is available, then once you are done you wish you had thought about it more. Whoa. does it make sense ? lol
I remember once no scratch that not once but twice I almost jumped out of the window because of heavy-drinking. So what do you say ? That time was the most drunk I’ve ever been. argh.
Anyway since this is boring what is the most embarrasing things you’ve done or said while drunk beside from not telling your mom that you are actually drunk ? lol
hasta luego.
I want my own Segway.
10 responses so far ↓
chelsea // May 19, 2008 at 6:36 pm
give me anything but tequila. i always pass out whenever i have too much of it. i dont remember doing anything crazy when im drunk coz im usually passive. so when i can feel that im about to pass out, i crash beside the nearest guy with a goatee.
CM // May 20, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Know what’s worse than being drunk? It’s blogging and posting stuff online while drunk. Too many people I know have made this mistake in the past.
tiff // May 22, 2008 at 4:51 am
Haha, well well I guess reading this entry has definitely reaffirmed my reason why I don’t drink alcohol.
I’ve never gotten drunk btw.
As much as I hate alcohol, as much as I hate the consequences of not drinking it in moderation, I’m curious to see what it’s like to be intoxicated.
Maybe one day.
Aurus // May 22, 2008 at 6:21 am
I don’t drink, so I’ve never been drunk.
choco // May 22, 2008 at 6:48 am
those st8ments are so harsh…haha!!! Lumalabas ang pagka-bipolar ko kung nalalasing ako..nakakahiya..tarah! lets drink!!! hahaha!
chelsea // May 22, 2008 at 3:45 pm
may vitamin beer na. haha.
jowwnayn // May 23, 2008 at 8:05 am
you forgot to include: “di ako makahinga!”
lol
cigarette-girl // May 23, 2008 at 5:08 pm
drunk sex is fun. period. LOLOL!
duberkat // May 23, 2008 at 5:53 pm
beer and sex on one post…magaling! lol
i usually dont drink. but there was once when i got drunk and we were at a bar with this huge aquarium that housed a ginormous fish. they insisted that i talked to the fish. i hate it when people remind me of that.
janus // June 5, 2008 at 2:12 am
LMAO. Talking about a tomboy that its good to be a tomboy, I was the one who opened the talk. (I am a good conversationalist- when DRUNK.) When I woke up the next day, I was so embarrassed about the incident that I want to be a castaway for SURVIVOR Phils… Kahiya talaga! ahhh!!! I was drinking beer for 12 hours that day, and it feels so damn good except for paying it of course.. hehehe… Drink til infinity!!!! Bwahahahaha
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