I was going to write something witty here about a very interesting IM conversations but then I again I’m not a big fan of drama LOL Okay, cool let me try and get this out here’s the thing everyone loves to say
their (favorite) phrases ,cuss words and stuff there is nothing wrong with that, pretty normal but the problem is that its so sporadic and random sometimes really annoying when overly used infront of random strangers while in public or something like that anyway , on a serious note here is list of commonly used slang words
Top 9 Filipino Jologtarded Slang
1.CHEESEBURGER - screw you ronald mcdonald for bringing up the fucking commercial.
2.JOLOGS - this one is self explanatory,when will “jologs” no longer be used as a general insult ?
3.SQUATTING / SKWA-SKWA / SKWA . I’m not really a racist but I do believe in lebensraum
4.all phrases / words / containing POW or OPOW . WTF
5.IN FAIRNESS ( THIS IS SO FUCKING GAY LIKE GAY TO GOOGOOOOLL POWER) LOLROFL
6.EXCUSE MOI - I heard this from some call centre fag. FAGGYOUU !! Seriously, I can’t make fun of a gay guy who expects me to make fun of him. It’s like the guy that closes his eyes and says “hit me”. rofl
7.MOI - there’s absolutely nothing wrong with this word , just don’t over used it
8.HELLO FRIEND / or sometimes FRIEND musta na? ( translation: FRIEND HOW ARE YOU ? )
- WTF what are you ? you are not from KPAX .lol
9.You know naman dba.(translation: you know it right? ) - Some words have two meanings.GRRR WTF
10.UBER - do you even know the etymoloy of the word “uber” you retarded former boss of mine ?
And just for the record this is once more one of my retarded rant , And I believe I should be writing stuff related to web 2.0 and programming believe me I’m just voicing my black propaganda . :-p The fabric of the universe has been comprised by the magnitude of the rantness of this post. Thank you very much Mr. David Deutsch. And I should really stop posting when I am this tired .LOL that’s it I heart agnoticism.
what is the most stupidtarded slang that youve heard today ? :-p
contributions are fabulously wonderful.
and speaking of slang …
7 responses so far ↓
chelsea // May 26, 2008 at 9:30 pm
its not exactly slang, its just some of our profs trying to sound slang. we had our capping practice yesterday and they told us that we werent allowed to clap because it was a “sa-lem” situation. what she really meant was “solemn.”
then theres this gay guy at work who thinks he’s all that, who regards himself as an AC when in fact he only went on vacation int he US for a month. he even dint adjust his time when he got home, his watch was set to the time in est for 2 weeks. lol. nyways, a while ago, i heard him refer to the modem as a “bleck baks.”
cigarette-girl // May 28, 2008 at 1:52 pm
hello friend! in fairness, you have uber issues pow ah! excuse moi, but i think you should forgive lang people like moi who uses sl@ng kasi that’s just how moi talk, you naman dba? besides, not naman jologs sounding moi di ba pow? some people di keri yun coz they’re so uber squatting to the highest level.
in fairness, nagamit ko sha lahat dba? pa-cheeseburger ka naman!
LOLOL!
karmi // May 29, 2008 at 5:38 pm
hahaha. ito classic..
asan na u?
dito na me?
lol
janus // May 30, 2008 at 9:53 am
in fairness, this is uber funny pow..
=))
Nightdreamer // June 3, 2008 at 9:55 am
You forgot “heller”.
alphasensei // June 11, 2008 at 3:00 am
i dont know the etymology of PUTARAGIS.
well, fine. puta is whore. ragis? putaraga… raga??? ewan ko sa lola ko.
all i know is, when i first heard it… it was love.
bwahahaha.
niki // June 18, 2008 at 10:15 am
LOLz, this is funneh. haha!
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