There’s absolutely nothing wrong with having a retarded co-worker, We need them and they need us,and we can’t have the best of both worlds theyre always & will always be in existent for the rest of our fucking lives.commensalism or parasitism ? I dont know . I have been working for about 4+ yrs now and these horrible people should die,you get the idea? When you start working somewhere for awhile you start to notice there are people that piss the hell out of you and what could go wrong?
Fucking hell…
Tell tale signs that you have a douchetarded co-worker
1. Backstabber
The backstabber had to bite someone once and be damned if he wasn’t hungry an hour later for talking bullshit.And the award for the best traitor goes to the Backstabber. (applause-emoticon-goes-here)
2. Storyteller
It appears that he always had a similar experience or story to tell.Stupid!
3. Leech AKA Mr-I-know-everything
All merit goes to the leech or you will die. Even If you work harder like all night long with buggy eyes
you get paid less because the leech gets it. capische ? The sad part is he always win because hes allied with the Backstabber.
The list is not complete and you haven’t seen the worst of worst co-worker yet,
trust me. 
No actual a-hole employee was harmed in the making of this rantarded post Which is actually a real shame because let’s face it; They’re mostly all a bunch of asswipes with no hope for the future.
Which glory hole do you work at?
Note:
With Carbon Dating, you can figure out how old something is really accurately like how long have you been burnout with work. ROFL
12 responses so far ↓
randell // May 30, 2008 at 5:00 pm
I can relate very well to this one. Back in my previous company, there was this kiss-ass good-for-nothing backstabbing monkey-see-monkey-do output-kick cause-of-delay doesn’t-even-know-what-UML-is he-gets-all-the-incentives huge-lipped stinky-breathed gay nigger project lead. I doubt if there’s anyone worse than that piece of junk.
chelsea // May 30, 2008 at 5:21 pm
im the apathetic one at work. as long as i can surf and download my mp3s, im good. but let’s face it, there would always be people like that in any institution, whether its the tricycle drivers association or malacanang.
so which one are you?
rich // May 31, 2008 at 7:27 am
hahahahaha super true talaga ito!
kahit saan meron ng mga ganitong tao…pero malupit talaga ang office/work politics e
minsan di ko pinagpapapansin nakakasira ng ganda…
thanks for dropping by
starfish // June 1, 2008 at 1:03 pm
can’t relate. even that guy who never talks unless spoken to, or that girl who bitches about every single thing, or my boss–they all love me. hahahahaha.
CM // June 1, 2008 at 2:52 pm
I got another one. How about those blood-sucking assholes who do nothing but pretend to work all day while you sit on one corner doing all the real work?
chelseamarie // June 2, 2008 at 9:40 pm
CM, they sure know how to delegate. lol.
sab // June 3, 2008 at 2:18 am
and the slow ones too, who need to repeat everything you ask or say to them (twice!) in order to get it.
sigh.
Nightdreamer // June 3, 2008 at 9:53 am
I got another one too.
How about those slackers who hog up bandwidth by downloading Naruto videos all day, and then falling asleep while waiting for said videos to finish downloading?
karmi // June 3, 2008 at 8:25 pm
di ata kumpleto ang working environment kapag walang mga ganyang officemates.. balance.. we need balance.. hehehe..
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ill be gone for a month.
ttyl. ^_^
janus // June 5, 2008 at 2:00 am
kaya pala pinag-nursing ako ni GOD… hahaha… Thanks for this rantarded post, now I know that the only problem I will be dealing is perfecting my holistic care for my soon-to-be patients! And yeah, I think its commensalism..
CM // June 5, 2008 at 9:04 am
People tend to like this photo.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3196/2520734506_8d71c95f5e.jpg?v=0
Ironically, the guy featured is a street bum.
chelsea // June 6, 2008 at 4:45 pm
janus, dont be too sure about that. there will always be the uber pakialamera na relatives who think they know everything.
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