Surviving-college 101

Its back to school.
And I totally miss college, anyway exactly how crazy is college ? As far as my experience is concerned
Working is good but college is far better . College, for me, isn’t a whole lot of work. But it’s not that great either. Yes, it is possible to have both. There’s some nice stuff about college, but frankly I’d rather be paid to vacation. THAT’D be AWESOMELY great.LOL

What to expect

1.Teachers
Three types
a. Stupid lametarded moronic badass teachers.unfortunately, we have good reason to fear them ..
b. Absent minded professors .I once had a professor of trigonometry who accidentally
pooped in class that was pretty fucking amazing can you beat that ?
c. Teachers who don’t put up with crap usually actually get some teaching done.

2.Girlfriends
Back in college I heart low rise jeans and thongs sticking out but no that was the time when I was trying to learn stuff plus stupid hot girls they’re everywhere.
In the philippines hot chicks who have big tits and wear little shirts don’t get all fucking up pity(I dont know the correct phrase) when people have the audacity to stare at them. You flaunt, Guys stare. That’s the deal chictard.

For incoming perverts I mean freshmen stay cool, take a deep breath and suck your toes in because for fuck’s sake you will never get laid unless you start fixing serious stuff that need serious fixing like small mundane stuff your fingernails, your hairdo ,and the way carry yourself . well except if you are cool enough to be called “that-guy”. And at the end of the day. We went to school to learn not to dig chicks.

3.Fraternities ( Greektarded )
If you are a confused adolescent desperately seeking loving in an undifferentiated ego mass that demands conformity then your are in for fraternitarded fuck.Some groups are cool but majority are bad and keep in mind fraternities they will suck you big time .

4.Grades
You go to college to get laid no scratch that to get good grades and dig hooters ? lol. On a serious note
we have been told our whole lives to “do what makes you happy, if your not happy with what you’re doing you should not be doing it”. just read between the fucking lines no drama .loL Keep brain from freezing eh?. :-p

5.Nerds
They’re harmless and they tend to use the “force” big time. lol some are nerdpervs and some are silent-bob-type-tards.

6.Drinking
Just do it. MODERATELY.
Don’t believe your friends who claim to have drunk the night before and aced an exam the following day. They only have easier subjects than you do.

7.Friends.
Here is the idea people first, Money second , “your-wants” the third one.

8. Bullies. Everyone wants to kill this bastard.

How to deal with bullies ?Humiliate them. act like an adult, and talk to him about the problem you have, and try and work it out, like civilised human beings. If all else fails baseball bat to the head is a good way to let them know you mean business. bullies are cowards at heart remember. Just let them know that it’s not worth it for them to come after you.

Anyway college is nice, independence becomes just as cool if not cooler but so is life afterwards.
If you aren’t having fun thats your own damn fault.

Get out and do something. be strong
That’s it.
So what are your nostalgic thoughts on college ? LOL