What is so great about attraction ?

Here is a list of what I think are the most awful attraction scenario and its hypothetical end results
(purely based from a fuckload of relationships shit i heard from people + experiences blah-blah.) Fuck inner beauty attraction starts from being attracted physically and then inner stuff comes in .lol

1.smart man and smart woman twenty-four-seven-debate
Having sex while debating 24/7 is quite impressive dont you think? (talking stuff like parallel worlds,rants of life etc ) and just for the fucking record sex with a person you really like to spend time with is much much better. read: same-frequency
2.smart woman and dumb man will-never work
for hollywood movies only
3.dumb man and dumb woman go-to-hell-goes-here
what planet are you fuckers from?
4.dumb woman and smart man sex-and-zen
there is nothing worse than getting into girls just for the sex,this is the mother of all shenanigan fuck.
5.hot.smart.female and hot.dumb.male hot-crap
she is more attracted to a guy eating feces than a guy who is arrogant about rocket science.
6.hot.smart.female and hot.smart.male war-of-the-roses
when i say hot it means jessica-biel hotness or anne hathaway hotness LOL now refer to number 1 and
concat it with the prefix “hot”. wtf
7.hot.female and hot.smart.male its-all-about-sex
I dont know the title but I used to hear “all-night-long-i-think-about-sexing-you” is the most appropriate
description for this one. But since then I have come to realise that there is so much more to life that
deserves much more time than sex. oh snap! am i gettting old? LMAO

From my experience I have learned that the female that appear most interesting at first glance end up being the most boring and predictable. The social ambiance that surrounds pretty girls usually lead them to conformity & eventually to acquiring the personality of a tomato.

What do you think a guy/gal would say is their favorite thing about you?
WTF and don’t lie and say your smile. :-p lol

the chickens will cross the road and i will walk on water LOLMAO
why did the effin chicken cross the road with the yellow sign that says “chicken crossing” ?

now tell me , why gloria arroyo sucks ? :-p

If GOD  exists, is he willing to prevent EVIL but not able ?
then he is IMPOTENT, is he able but not willing ? Then he is
MALEVOLENT is he both able & willing ? Whence then is EVIL?

-Epicurus

there are so many stuff related to sexiness ..like talking about curves in all the right places, body shape, nice tails, wide hips…
that i believe the adjective ’sexy’ can, and does, apply well to a good looking formula-one car.

PwWWNNAGE! drunken version goes here

Gaytarded version

And that’s all I have to say about that.
:-p

Its back to school.
And I totally miss college, anyway exactly how crazy is college ? As far as my experience is concerned
Working is good but college is far better . College, for me, isn’t a whole lot of work. But it’s not that great either. Yes, it is possible to have both. There’s some nice stuff about college, but frankly I’d rather be paid to vacation. THAT’D be AWESOMELY great.LOL

What to expect

1.Teachers
Three types
a. Stupid lametarded moronic badass teachers.unfortunately, we have good reason to fear them ..
b. Absent minded professors .I once had a professor of trigonometry who accidentally
pooped in class that was pretty fucking amazing can you beat that ?
c. Teachers who don’t put up with crap usually actually get some teaching done.

2.Girlfriends
Back in college I heart low rise jeans and thongs sticking out but no that was the time when I was trying to learn stuff plus stupid hot girls they’re everywhere.
In the philippines hot chicks who have big tits and wear little shirts don’t get all fucking up pity(I dont know the correct phrase) when people have the audacity to stare at them. You flaunt, Guys stare. That’s the deal chictard.

For incoming perverts I mean freshmen stay cool, take a deep breath and suck your toes in because for fuck’s sake you will never get laid unless you start fixing serious stuff that need serious fixing like small mundane stuff your fingernails, your hairdo ,and the way carry yourself . well except if you are cool enough to be called “that-guy”. And at the end of the day. We went to school to learn not to dig chicks.

3.Fraternities ( Greektarded )
If you are a confused adolescent desperately seeking loving in an undifferentiated ego mass that demands conformity then your are in for fraternitarded fuck.Some groups are cool but majority are bad and keep in mind fraternities they will suck you big time .

4.Grades
You go to college to get laid no scratch that to get good grades and dig hooters ? lol. On a serious note
we have been told our whole lives to “do what makes you happy, if your not happy with what you’re doing you should not be doing it”. just read between the fucking lines no drama .loL Keep brain from freezing eh?. :-p

5.Nerds
They’re harmless and they tend to use the “force” big time. lol some are nerdpervs and some are silent-bob-type-tards.

6.Drinking
Just do it. MODERATELY.
Don’t believe your friends who claim to have drunk the night before and aced an exam the following day. They only have easier subjects than you do.

7.Friends.
Here is the idea people first, Money second , “your-wants” the third one.

8. Bullies. Everyone wants to kill this bastard.

How to deal with bullies ?Humiliate them. act like an adult, and talk to him about the problem you have, and try and work it out, like civilised human beings. If all else fails baseball bat to the head is a good way to let them know you mean business. bullies are cowards at heart remember. Just let them know that it’s not worth it for them to come after you.

Anyway college is nice, independence becomes just as cool if not cooler but so is life afterwards.
If you aren’t having fun thats your own damn fault.

Get out and do something. be strong
That’s it.
So what are your nostalgic thoughts on college ? LOL

Before I start, I’d like to warn you that this rant, and most of it is just written down off the top of my head in an unorganized fashion But it should be an interesting read(?) nevertheless. I don’t understand the need to express the “My country’s better than yours” crap .Anyway here is the list of interesting things about the philippines after 110 yrs of independence.

1.cab drivers doing their pathetic lame excuse of “the-gas-is-high-please-gimme-more-of-your-hard-earned-money”.
- over price meter
2.the senate and congress desperately trying to overhaul/outwit each other.
-patriotism synonymous to nationalistic madness utterly useless fuck.
3.the opposition trying to outwit the administration with there fuckass propaganda.
-there is absolutely distinct difference between the virtue of patriotism and the contagious
vice of nationalism.And for fuck sake nationalism was invented in the 1700s by European monarchs
looking for ways to tie the people to the throne more strongly.The battle for supremacy Filipion-style.LOL
4.the president getting richer everyday.
-die gloria die!
5.bayani fernando displaying his machismo-all-over-edsa.and those edsa islets screw you asshole!
-oh snap!
6.economy getting worst every fucking minute.
-what’s new?
7.crab mentality forever and ever ,fucking amen.
8.opportunistic public utility drivers.
9.edsa wannabe-race-driver (e.g. bus,taxi )
10.jologtarded and immature network wars !grow up! And just for the record theyre all
.censored and altered (by the government)like to promote their own agenda .TSK

Happy Independence day ! June 12 ! Happy Birthday to my grandfather!

Seriously, I don’t get how people can remain friends with their ex. (and I’m talking about serious-stuff :p ) lol I mean you can be friends but not after 3 days or a month after a

scratch-your-head-while-you-rub-your-little-pinky-to-your-fucking-right-knee-kind-of-and-totally-fuckedup break up. Fucked up relationship they are everywhere, I once had an ex who I can’t even bring myself to argue with her anymore, she just does it for you.

What a terrible relationship and as for me I like to get kissed before I get fucked.

“Friends can be lovers but lovers cannot be friends “

The quote above is pattern after boelcke dicta (LOL) or whatever fuck is that. One year ago, I bump into my ex girlfriend. I smiled at her she looks at me and smiled back.and that’s it. And after a few months I saw her again , she had the chuck-norris eyes on me and no words were spoken between the two of us. Quite awkward but I made it through the day with minimum damage. EXES. When you try to befriend them (especially if you’re the one who dumped them or they dumped you) they eventually piss all over you just to make themselves feel better. Tons of laws are passed daily useless pieces of junk that govern the world that’s supposed to make a difference in society and keep society running like a well oiled machine, and why can’t government pass some legislation that does away with exes ?

Do you think exes are taking over the fucking world ?

NOTE:

I’m not bitter and absolutely this is not an emotarded post.

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with having a retarded co-worker, We need them and they need us,and we can’t have the best of both worlds theyre always & will always be in existent for the rest of our fucking lives.commensalism or parasitism ? I dont know . I have been working for about 4+ yrs now and these horrible people should die,you get the idea? When you start working somewhere for awhile you start to notice there are people that piss the hell out of you and what could go wrong?

Fucking hell…

Tell tale signs that you have a douchetarded co-worker

1. Backstabber
The backstabber had to bite someone once and be damned if he wasn’t hungry an hour later for talking bullshit.And the award for the best traitor goes to the Backstabber. (applause-emoticon-goes-here)

2. Storyteller
It appears that he always had a similar experience or story to tell.Stupid!

3. Leech AKA Mr-I-know-everything
All merit goes to the leech or you will die. Even If you work harder like all night long with buggy eyes
you get paid less because the leech gets it. capische ? The sad part is he always win because hes allied with the Backstabber.

The list is not complete and you haven’t seen the worst of worst co-worker yet,
trust me.

No actual a-hole employee was harmed in the making of this rantarded post Which is actually a real shame because let’s face it; They’re mostly all a bunch of asswipes with no hope for the future.

Which glory hole do you work at?

Note:

With Carbon Dating, you can figure out how old something is really accurately like how long have you been burnout with work. ROFL

I was going to write something witty here about a very interesting IM conversations but then I again I’m not a big fan of drama LOL Okay, cool let me try and get this out here’s the thing everyone loves to say
their (favorite) phrases ,cuss words and stuff there is nothing wrong with that, pretty normal but the problem is that its so sporadic and random sometimes really annoying when overly used infront of random strangers while in public or something like that anyway , on a serious note here is list of commonly used slang words

Top 9 Filipino Jologtarded Slang

1.CHEESEBURGER - screw you ronald mcdonald for bringing up the fucking commercial.

2.JOLOGS - this one is self explanatory,when will “jologs” no longer be used as a general insult ?

3.SQUATTING / SKWA-SKWA / SKWA . I’m not really a racist but I do believe in lebensraum

4.all phrases / words / containing POW or OPOW . WTF

5.IN FAIRNESS ( THIS IS SO FUCKING GAY LIKE GAY TO GOOGOOOOLL POWER) LOLROFL

6.EXCUSE MOI - I heard this from some call centre fag. FAGGYOUU !! Seriously, I can’t make fun of a gay guy who expects me to make fun of him. It’s like the guy that closes his eyes and says “hit me”. rofl

7.MOI - there’s absolutely nothing wrong with this word , just don’t over used it

8.HELLO FRIEND / or sometimes FRIEND musta na? ( translation: FRIEND HOW ARE YOU ? )
- WTF what are you ? you are not from KPAX .lol

9.You know naman dba.(translation: you know it right? ) - Some words have two meanings.GRRR WTF

10.UBER - do you even know the etymoloy of the word “uber” you retarded former boss of mine ?

And just for the record this is once more one of my retarded rant , And I believe I should be writing stuff related to web 2.0 and programming believe me I’m just voicing my black propaganda . :-p The fabric of the universe has been comprised by the magnitude of the rantness of this post. Thank you very much Mr. David Deutsch. And I should really stop posting when I am this tired .LOL that’s it I heart agnoticism.

what is the most stupidtarded slang that youve heard today ? :-p

contributions are fabulously wonderful.

and speaking of slang …

I suck.
Although this post looks like I’m drunk but hey I’m not drunk lol I have to admit I’m not good with alcohol. I drink quite a bit as it is (although admittedly not as much as you drunktard-readers) and I have one advantage that people seem to always forget, that I love the topic of history . lol what-a-geek-tard,
Example of embarassing statements while drunk or while in a state of euphoria (whateveryoucallit)drinking blah.

How I wish I were as edgy, cool and misunderstood as you asstard you lol
How did i get home last night .
Where is my ffucking wallet .
I will never drink again ,I fucking swear.
You look pretty horrible .
Your trying too hard that’s not water.
Are you the Gaydfather .
I would love to fuck her .
The battle of waterloo is.
What the hell happened.
She is totally hot but ugly.

Basically getting drunk isn’t clever, you’re not impressing anybody.
Everyone thinks they can maintain style or composure, but the truth is, you’re not cool when you’re drunk. people aren’t more interested in you (this is, of course, unless they’re drunk, or into drugs too) you look like a morontarded fuck when you’re drunk, you certainly don’t sound kickasssmarter. however at least no one’s surprised when you vomit or tip over. And just for the record those pervtards who wants to get laid by using the power of alcohol FFUCK YOUU! being retarded is not the same as being drunk dig it! LMAO!

Drunk Sex is like Mcdonalds or Jollibee because you always make the decision based off of what is available, then once you are done you wish you had thought about it more. Whoa. does it make sense ? lol

I remember once no scratch that not once but twice I almost jumped out of the window because of heavy-drinking. So what do you say ? That time was the most drunk I’ve ever been. argh.

Anyway since this is boring what is the most embarrasing things you’ve done or said while drunk beside from not telling your mom that you are actually drunk ? lol

hasta luego.

I want my own Segway.

From the movie The 40 year old virgin

“Beth: Can i help you?
Andy: I dunno can you?
Beth: Are you lookin for something?
Andy: Is there something I should be looking for?
Beth: We have a lot of books maybe it depends what you like?
Andy: What do you like?
Beth: We have a great section of Do it yourself books
Andy: Do you like to do it yourself?
Beth: Haha! Sometimes if the mood strikes
Andy: How is the mood striking you now?
Andy: What is your name?.
Beth: I’m Beth.
Andy: I’m Andy. *wink “

Flirting is good,it makes people normal . It can actually boost your ego. agree?
I think flirting is the most exciting conversation you will ever hear beside from hearing your mother shouting.lol But then again there are some people who are badly in need of a blanket party, turns into flirting and then out of desperation switches to being a pervtarded fuckass. Or in some cases (only if you’re single) when you like someone and they have a boyfriend/girlfriend but they’ll flirt with you or kiss you anyway or if they’ve just split up with their boyfuckfriend/girlfriend and they do the same and totally mess you up and then go back to the boyfriend/girlfriend stupid fucking players. ( ouch baby ! Lol )

Forgive me for this horrible , terrible fucktarded post & I could not for the life of me figure out how to stay away from programming computers and I need a fucking vacation WTF.

I would love to composed a list of disastrous flirting stuff but then you have to tell me first what are your thoughts on flirting ? Lol WTF

Flirting rule :

If you think people are taking you seriously ,.remember to bring your jump suit with you (always). :-p