Misanthropy

Most pinoys have completely ruined the correct usage of “po” and “opo“
Example:
“Hello po” (TRANSLATION: hello)
“Dito na po me” (TRANSLATION: im here already)
“San na po you” (TRANSLATION: Where you at)
“Musta po” (TRANSLATION:how are you)

whaaaat the FUCK is that??

~~And now for the longer, more boring explanation.~~

there is nothing bad about using “po” and “opo” but tremendously desecrating it is totally un cool. Personally, I don’t care too much if you use the word “po” and “opo” to constantly feel-cute or whatthe-fuck- just dont use it infront of me you lametarded (lol). I think the best way to use po and opo is when you are talking to someone like 10 years older than you what do you think?

what sucks even more is when people keeps on repeating it like
“ano po yun po ” (TRANSLATION: what is it again )

That, my friend , is one of my biggest pet peeve.
plus i believe stupid-hypocrite-christian-fundamentalist should be shot. and lastly all bus-cab-drivers whew!

So tell me what is your biggest pet peeve? =p

P.S.
(Yes that’s right folks, I’d finally ran out of people to scrutinize and this is the stupidest post EVER. I can actually care less, but I figured I’d take a small thing and turn it into a rant.because I might explode in anger. ) lol

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Yet Another Geektard

Warning: may contain traces of geekfucklingo.

Presenting 12 year old Dmitri Gaskin

And just for the record the geeks shall inherit the earth

I absolutely love sexy geeky girls. Super smart - the whole bit.

Fuck those plastic barbie bitches.

A geek girl will adore you. And try anything in the sack. lolrofl =p

enough said =p

Boredtardom

Letter to myself

Dear Bored Finch,

I know you are extremely bored of everything like drinking alcohol, hanging fuck chilling( i have to be honest using
the word chilling is fucking gaytard) out with friends,getting to work every fucking monday to friday , bored of
hearing the lametard news ,bored of seeing everything in distress, bored with fucking gay social network such
as fuckster and facebook fuck (I can honestly say that you’re tearing down your photos slowly but surely fuck )
loltard!. I think the best way to solve your problem is like kill yourself , sunday would be a good day to kill yourself or
any given holiday so that everyone will have enough time to prepare mourning or something really close to that fuck.
Dammit! But I believe you do not have to do that (like kill your “cool” self lol) I mean not right now . And you are smarter
than you’d like to think ,because for some reason others’ intelligence is a threat.And Of course I care.
If I didn’t, I wouldn’t be here at all. I wouldn’t be here writing you like yourself writing you whatever fuck =p

For now continue saving the world one day you’ll look
back on this and laugh. Your posts better be dominantly monosyllabic from this point on. WTF

Sincerely,
Slightly Bored But Motivated Finch

So what do you do when you are totally stressful fuckedup bored fuck ? And btw what is your favorite curse word ? LOL

Jesus

And you know what life is really about? lol

puZzL3t@rD

The catchphrase thinking outside the box gives you a mind boggling fuck like for example, can you connect all of the dots in the following puzzle and return to the starting point with just 3 straight lines — without lifting your pen from the paper or retracing your steps ?

damn, these things drive me nuts!

Puzzle Source: Michael Holt. Math Puzzle & Games 1978

Frigtards

With the coming of the Internet comes two breed of software programmers the real one and the fakesters .

Majority of this fakesters belongs to (sad to say) the Open source demography which is basically a breeding ground for an army of wannabe and con artists programmers most especially in the web development arena.

I decided to write a wake up call for those frigtard con artists and to help you determine quickly whether someone you’re talking to is actually a developer or not, read the following tell tale signs lol

1.Padded resumes.
claims to be proficient in different types of programming languages or after completing 3 weeks of training and obtaining a certification proclaimed himself to be a master of a new language.shame on you asstard. I mean don’t bite more than you can chew.
2.Script Kiddies
3.Can’t write a batch file/shell script on their primary OS , dont know what a batch file is.
4.Attitude.
Have to feign interests and opinions, and then be smugly confident that your “choices” aresuperior to the mainstream’s. aka I-want-to-change-his-attitude-because-I’m-far-better-than-him.
5.The knowledge of the vocabulary of technical jargon is a big hollaballo lol

Boring post ends here. . rofl argh.

Rantarded

This post isn’t really a rant either; it’s a whine. Better than some but not than most.and

(I can always go forever ranting about jologtards and stuff lol)

Since I’ve been putting on a series of rantards why not share this from
MEN’S HEALTH MAGAZINE
(november-07)
Are you too Angry ?

1.How do your friends help you vent?
a.They break out the baseball bats and smash windows with me
b.They listen and sometimes offer suggestions how to cope
c.Its hard to look away from the tv long enough to talk

2.You get in a huge fight with your girl or boy afterward you..
a.Go about your day trying not to dwell on it.
b.Rehash the argument a thousand times
c.Distract yourself with a movie etc.

3.When you’re angry how do you feel physically?
a.Neck and shoulders tense up
b.body is usually relaxed
c.catch myself clenching my jaw or balling my fists

4.What’s workout like when you’re angry ?
a.The usuall; do cardio,pumps some iron and then stretch stuff like that
b.beat the punching bag or go gorillazoid on a weight stack.
c.more likely to sit and sulk

ANSWER KEY:
1. A = 3 B = 2 C = 1
2. A = 1 B = 3 C = 2
3. A = 3 B = 1 C = 2
4. A = 1 B = 3 C = 2

SCORE YOUR ANGER
10 - 12 POINTS                  : Your rage may slowly killing you
6 - 9     POINTS                   : You are pretty level headed
5          POINTS OR LESS : Long Live pacifists!

My Score is 12 Not Bad . Not Great .

I may have to adopt a new exotic form of anger management. WTF

carry on.

Bloggertard

Blogging is for keeping daily rants about life and stuff related to other stuff lol However, recent events have started to change the trend of blogging like for example the argument of putting personal information for real

e.g

john_jacob_jingle

and then get all bent the fuckass out of shape when they realize that a google search of their personal information gives search results containing both their name and wonderful phrases like:

I-am-the-king-of-all-hot
Shitting-on-my-chest
OMG-She-texted-me-the-whole-night
Dork-my-ass
fucked-up-beyond-all-recognition
I-did-it-for-the-sake-of-loving-her
I-love-that-frigtarding-telenovela

Some blogtard though just don’t think out of the box and they use their blog freely naming other people in their lives, specific events and locations, and where theywork.and blah blah and blah more all those “today-i-went-to-this-big-mall-i-ate-chocolate-with-carlota”.and at the end of the day , they randomly build an empire of pervtards anstalktard following cult combo jumbo fuckass. The real thing is if you post personal information on the internet in anything but a secure encrypted network specifically designed for said information, be aware that you are going to be victimized or sodomize.
Don’t cry about, don’t blame the stalktard protect yourself and there won’t be a problem, but how will you protect yourself ?

1. Dont write stupid post that will compromise your identity
(Go see the movie “The Net” starring Sandra Bullock)

2. If you are writing a deary-diary-kind-of-blog , remember to keep your blog private or die

3. Do not give away too much information.

4. Do not blog hop and copy paste your request of add-my-link kind of shit
Here is an example of stupidity in real life: ( no offense man )

“hello! nice blog.. hehehe.. can we xlinks? just let me know and pls leave a
comment on some of my posts. thanks!”

Anyway those types should be demolished with no hopes of survival . =p

And Tell me what’s the most disgusting blog that you have seen this week? argh

I’m out.

Geektards

There are, roughly, two types of real programmers . One who knows the answer to this one and the other type who , simply cannot relate .

Basically there are really only 2 types of people in the world: those who make weirdtard generalizations… and those who don’t. :-p

beat that . Lol

DISAPPOINTMENTS

AVOID DISAPPOINTMENTS by Dero Pedero

Disappointments are part and parcel of life. In this circus of existence, you cannot have your way all the time. Things change, people change. Events and results have an unpredictable and uncontrollable way of happening. To keep your self from being utterly frustrated and dismayed, here are some things to avoid or at least soften the pangs of great disappointment:

Expect the best but be ready for the worst.

When you work hard on something, it’s natural to expect the best results and the most glorious rewards. But sometimes things don’t turn out the way you want them to. To keep from being dreadfully dismayed, expect the best, but at the same time, psyche yourself up for the worst. Then you’ll be ready for any unexpected turn of events!

Give it your best shot.

Much of the frustration that follows a failure is the big disappointment you feel towards yourself. When you do not try hard enough, you are overcome with guilt and regret. In whatever you are doing, do your best; give it your best shot. Then you’ll know you did all you can and you should be proud for trying.

Realize that you cannot own people.

We often expect to act of be a certain way that would be congruous to how we want them to be. Realize that you do not and cannot own people. Each person has his own mind and the natural right to free will. Give others the gift of space and freedom. Remember that when you lose someone, whatever you were expecting was not meant to be.

Realize that we are just temporary stewards of things.

When you lose material things, whether they are stolen from you or gutted down by a fire, minimize your grief by realizing that we are just temporary keepers of what we own. They will finally find their way to where they were destined to be. Besides, when you finally go, you cannot take a single thing with you.

Never expect anything back.

People get bitterly disappointed when they don’t get back what they give to others. People always expect (some even demand!) repayment. This is a major cause of extreme frustration. When you help someone (especially financially) do not expect anything back. Think of it as a gift of love that’s given freely and completely with no strings attached.

Don’t pin your life on one person.

You would be doing yourself a great injustice if you pinned your life on one person. No one person should take control, importance or dominance over your existence. People come and go in our lives. If you depend too much on someone, you will feel so shattered, helpless and hopeless if you lose him. Make sure you can stand on your own two feet. And live your dreams, not other people’s.

Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

To avoid disappointment from losing anything, don’t put all your eggs in one basket. It’s a good practice to have more than one project happening so that when one fails, you have others to look forward to. Regarding financial investment, it is wise to diversify. The more things you have going, the less chance of losing it all.

Realize that success is a combination of many factors.